into: outside

makes me happy: whiskers on kittens

makes me sad: whiskers on women

5 things i can't live without: Ron Popeil's whole fucking career

vices: smokes, caffeine, enthusiasm

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: re-democratization

current crush: grape

stats: son of lee marvin

body mods: silver tongue, green thumb, black humor, purple dick

gets me hot: questions

favorite position: Libertinism

fantasy: Creationism

sign: In nomine Presley, et Tennessee, et Spiritus Achy.

i lost my virginity: I probably would if it wasn't screwed to me.