MEMBER SINCE: June 2004

occupation: Vigilante

sign: Virgo

i lost my virginity: None of your damn business!

body mods: Always changing...

gets me hot: Artistic inspiration; tough guys, sideburns, satin finishes, knowing that someone likes me. :)

stats: 5'8"

into: Tattoos, sideburns, toys, tentacles, comics, zombies, World of Warcraft, gadgets, Salad Fingers, Evolutionary Psychology, Cthulhu, Education, sculpture, green tea, jello

makes me happy: My Little Ponies, animals, new electronic toys, laser pointers, unabridged audio books, zombies, MAD magazine

fantasy: Being featured on the Discovery channel as some random expert in some random field. I'd also like to know where I can get the life-size replica of the werewolf head from AN American Werewolf in London. Oh wait, does that count?

makes me sad: Indecision. Beards. Managers. Asshats.