About Me
"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!"
age: 40 (Oct 01, 1971)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2004
occupation: crotchless underware quality control
stats: Single
gets me hot: hot stuff
sign: Libra
fantasy: I don't have any one particular fantasy but Natalie Portman stars in it.
body mods: None. Unless you count the spare tire around my mid section.

























Firehouse
There are two versions of this video. This is the one I remember. The other featured a woman tossing her boyfriend/husband's junk out a window and was shot in black & white.
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