Blog number one is always the hardest to write. I could sit here and describe myself and my ”fantastic” life, but people who do that usually annoy the fuck out of me. So…. I will just tell you what I have been up to lately.

So I am being sued by two people and I am having to sue one other. I have apparently pissed off two salons who think they have the right to pull pictures off of my website and use them in print ads without my permission (idiots I know). These people seem to have gotten mad that I put a disclaimer on my website stripping them of any and all credit for my work, which made them look extremely stupid and untrustworthy. The person, or couple I should say, that I am suing are the people who signed a contract on our house and never showed up to close on it. The basically no showed on the closing date and wont sign termination of contract papers, which makes it impossible to sell to another buyer. Not to mention that unless they sign this piece of paper we can’t get their earnest money which they are trying to screw us out of. These people have no idea who they are fucking with. What else? I got invited to a clients wedding on the 18th. I bought this black satin dress that looks a lot like the one Monroe wore in the 7 year itch. It’s fabulous. Tits, waist, and ass all look outrageously delicious in it. I will post a pic as soon as I get back from the wedding. That’s all for now!

Blog number one is always the hardest to write. I could sit here and describe myself and my ”fantastic” life, but people who do that usually annoy the fuck out of me. So…. I will just tell you what I have been up to lately.

So I am being sued by two people and I am having to sue one other. I have apparently pissed off two salons who think they have the right to pull pictures off of my website and use them in print ads without my permission (idiots I know). These people seem to have gotten mad that I put a disclaimer on my website stripping them of any and all credit for my work, which made them look extremely stupid and untrustworthy. The person, or couple I should say, that I am suing are the people who signed a contract on our house and never showed up to close on it. The basically no showed on the closing date and wont sign termination of contract papers, which makes it impossible to sell to another buyer. Not to mention that unless they sign this piece of paper we can’t get their earnest money which they are trying to screw us out of. These people have no idea who they are fucking with. What else? I got invited to a clients wedding on the 18th. I bought this black satin dress that looks a lot like the one Monroe wore in the 7 year itch. It’s fabulous. Tits, waist, and ass all look outrageously delicious in it. I will post a pic as soon as I get back from the wedding. That’s all for now!