into: Being an acquired taste

not into: Your scene

makes me happy: Large people on tiny bikes

makes me sad: Killing my wagon

hobbies: Decoupage/Frottage

vices: The usual

thoughts on sg: I dislike it

i spend most of my free time: Procrasturbating

occupation: Wench

current crush: Bollocks to him

stats: LUSH

heroes: No

gets me hot: People who aren't squeamish or timid or keeping score

favorite position: The one where you shut the fuck up if you don't know my name

fantasy: Fucking my clone

most humbling moment: When that bird shat on my head at my Da's funeral

i lost my virginity: Twice

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY STATUS: not telling

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories