Member: Crowsmeat

Crowsmeat is a 32 year-old.

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Member: Crowsmeat

age: 32 (Dec 10, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: nightcrawler, harmless lunatic

into: whirling armblades, piledrivers, headbutts, and being thrown through things.

stats: 5'-10 ectomorph

fantasy: to be able to fit an entire human head in my mouth...and true love...bla bla bla.

sign: don't feed the grass

makes me sad: damp cupcakes.

i lost my virginity: and it made a wooshing noise as it went.

gets me hot: oil tankers.

body mods: entropy accelerated by diet

makes me happy: snuggles and noise.

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JANUARY 19, 2005 @ 04:42 AM | NO COMMENTS


Long long long...time. No edit.

Time for frankfurters. Frankfurters and titties.

i had a dream about two nights ago where i was in a bathtub with Britney Spears and there were other people there too...which was random as they weren't paying attention to anything. I think they were all kinda nudged out of consicousness by ludes or something. Anywho...Britney kept flirting with me in the oddest way. See...i never hear anything in my dreams. not like i'm deaf. Nobody ever says anything is all. Anywho, so shes miming some flirtation with me, which is exquivalent to her doing a handstand in the bathtub while wearing a leaopard thong.

Just to clarify, i don't even like Britney Spears...but that's fine as this was the dream space Britney Spears who was at least periferaly arousing.

So i just started thinking...why aren't there more sets of girls in leopard thongs doing handstands in oddly oversized bathtubs? Food for thought, eh?
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