age: 25 (Sep 14, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2004

occupation: Digital Office Product Specialist, Zombie Apocalypse Survival Extraordinaire

most humbling moment: peeing with the toilet lid down at 3 AM. or walking through the halls of a hotel in my boxers

fantasy: zombie apocalypse

heroes: none

gets me hot: the summer, heaters, and warm clothing

crush: Sassie

i lost my virginity: kind of how I lose everything; when I'm not paying attention.

makes me sad: dead zombies, pushers of the corporate agenda

sign: Virgo

body mods: zero

makes me happy: My wife Sassie, the living dead