age: 30 (May 14, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2011

occupation: Robot

makes me sad: Political correctness, sensationalism in the media, fear mongering, low-cut socks

crush: Zooey Deschanel

i lost my virginity: True

sign: Taurus

makes me happy: Dry humour, the open road,

into: Music, Cars, Snowboarding, Reading

stats: 6'2", male genitalia present and accounted for