age: 30 (May 14, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2011

occupation: Robot

stats: 6'2", male genitalia present and accounted for

into: Music, Cars, Snowboarding, Reading

makes me happy: Dry humour, the open road,

makes me sad: Political correctness, sensationalism in the media, fear mongering, low-cut socks

i lost my virginity: True

crush: Zooey Deschanel

sign: Taurus