age: 30 (May 14, 1983)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2011
occupation: Robot
makes me sad: Political correctness, sensationalism in the media, fear mongering, low-cut socks
crush: Zooey Deschanel
i lost my virginity: True
sign: Taurus
makes me happy: Dry humour, the open road,
into: Music, Cars, Snowboarding, Reading
stats: 6'2", male genitalia present and accounted for












