“I pooped in his toilet! Twice!”

“he's slightly...no...stark raving mad. but he has a heart of gold. i really love this guy.”

“I can't believe that we only just very recently met in 3D. Shame it took so long. He's the bee's knees and I can't wait to visit him in Portland. He's astute and very funny. Also very tall too. These are great attributes, indeed.

And citing Christopher Cross lyrics is icing on the cake.”

“Here she comes.”

“Crim freed the slaves!”

“He's into some really kinky stuff like two dogs making love with a cat...or a bat and a pig.”

“My shoes hurt!”

“he shits bigger than me.”

“BEST HAIR EVER!
Plus, he smells fantastic! Like puppies before a spring rain, ummmmm>”

“Totem Boy...mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

“Is the best at leaving multiple testimonials for anyone.

Crim is alright by me!”

“Rock on ”

“I met him once and my ass is still sore.”

“I am so gay for him.”

“Check and mate?
Like how I CHECKed to make sure I was wearing a full-body, lead-lined condom before I MATEd with your mother?
This game is far from over.

Also, Crim can go eat a bag of glass!”