age: 34 (Apr 01, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2006

occupation: I make people fat.

heroes: Frank Castle, Lloyd Kaufman, Edgar Allen Poe, George A. Romero

body mods: Three tats and a pierced tongue.

gets me hot: Intelligence, piercings, tattoos, corsets, boots.

makes me happy: Nerdiness. Honesty. Genuine people. Love.

i lost my virginity: ...while watching Sister Act. Nothing says romance like Whoopi Goldberg and a slew of singing nuns.

into: Intelligence, reading, good movies, bad movies, zombies, pirates, ninjas, cartoons and all things nerdy.

fantasy: Honestly...finding a relationship that lasts more than six months. Why is it so hard to find someone that won't lie or cheat?

makes me sad: Arrogance. Selfishness. Liars. Cheaters. Love.