About Me

It was a dark and stormy night when I was born into this world. Or perhaps I was never born, simply fabricated in a secluded warehouse from leftover penguin parts. Or waterbuffalo, you can never tell after a few hours of decomposition...

age: 35 (Dec 26, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2004

occupation: IT Monkey

makes me sad: Most other people, child abuse, ignorance, hate.

i lost my virginity: To my best friend's girlfriend. What a fucking mess.

sign: Dire Capricorn (+5 vs badgers)

stats: 170/5'8", 75kg

most humbling moment: Holding my newborn son in my hands for the first time.