The Octopussy

An acquaintance of mine asks me to meet him at a local bar in my hometown. He's a good looking guy so we get trashed and go back to his place. He puts on a movie and well we don't actually watch it. The sex was not fantastic but not terrible either. I could hang with this guy.
We pass out on his couch. I wake up at 5am to this thing crawling across the floor and freak out. He wakes up and tells me that is his pet octopus. I promptly get dressed and bolt out of that place. I decided this relationship was never going to work. I don't want to wake up with an octopus attached to my face.

The Octopussy

An acquaintance of mine asks me to meet him at a local bar in my hometown. He's a good looking guy so we get trashed and go back to his place. He puts on a movie and well we don't actually watch it. The sex was not fantastic but not terrible either. I could hang with this guy.
We pass out on his couch. I wake up at 5am to this thing crawling across the floor and freak out. He wakes up and tells me that is his pet octopus. I promptly get dressed and bolt out of that place. I decided this relationship was never going to work. I don't want to wake up with an octopus attached to my face.