age: 26 (Jun 24, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2006

occupation: I write books and stories of completely inappropriate substance.

crush: Exists only in my head. I've got impossible standards.

makes me sad: Pop Culture, Anxiety

body mods: A wonderful gut I developed with a several-thousand dollar alcohol investment.

i lost my virginity: long story, no time

makes me happy: Driving long distances at night on an empty highway.

stats: .381 RBI

into: Things that can be taken apart and put back together in a different way. Random thoughts that make you stop everything you are doing and stare off into space. People who are fantastic at being eccentric.

gets me hot: Influenza

sign: "Here There'd be Monsters"