age: 31 (Jun 03, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2005

occupation: Supervillain

makes me happy: getting away with it

makes me sad: That Hawkman has his own continuing series.

most humbling moment: Being defeated by Green Arrow. I mean, come on! Green. Fucking. Arrow. Seriously.

stats: Never on the first date

heroes: Anyone who shows up drunk for an interview

crush: Your mom.

gets me hot: knocking over your local Chase Manhattan

fantasy: Unquestioned dominance of the World

sign: Ophiuchus

into: brightly colored spandex leotards, purple prose, ill-gotten gains, making you lurch