age: 28 (Jun 03, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2005

occupation: Supervillain

crush: Your mom.

makes me sad: That Hawkman has his own continuing series.

makes me happy: getting away with it

body mods: Only scars.

i lost my virginity: I run around in a bright green suit and cape. When do you think?

heroes: Anyone who shows up drunk for an interview

most humbling moment: Being defeated by Green Arrow. I mean, come on! Green. Fucking. Arrow. Seriously.

stats: Never on the first date

fantasy: Unquestioned dominance of the World

into: brightly colored spandex leotards, purple prose, ill-gotten gains, making you lurch