I recently noticed this:
Apparently, the state of Pennsylvania doesn't think I'll need my driving privileges past 12/21/2012.
I want to know what the ancient Mayans and the DMV know that they are not telling us about!
Apparently, the state of Pennsylvania doesn't think I'll need my driving privileges past 12/21/2012.
I want to know what the ancient Mayans and the DMV know that they are not telling us about!
During my evening commute today, I got stuck driving behind a car with license plates NEV-GVUP.
Great.
As if my work day wasn't bad enough, did I really need to get Rick Rolled on my drive home?
Great.
As if my work day wasn't bad enough, did I really need to get Rick Rolled on my drive home?
I've finally figured it out!
The over-saturation of 'Reality' programming; the glut of awful 'spoof' movies; everything that Will Ferrel has ever done...
They've all been a brilliant plan to thwart the upcoming zombie apocalypse by preemptively cutting off their food supply.
The over-saturation of 'Reality' programming; the glut of awful 'spoof' movies; everything that Will Ferrel has ever done...
They've all been a brilliant plan to thwart the upcoming zombie apocalypse by preemptively cutting off their food supply.
I really hate being in a position where I need to purchase something from a salesperson. Especially when it's a big-ticket item like an automobile or appliance which has to be replaced quickly.
I can't think of any other situation where the more pleasantly you are being treated, the more you feel like you are getting screwed.
I can't think of any other situation where the more pleasantly you are being treated, the more you feel like you are getting screwed.
Please, people. Do not put spinners on minivans.
This is apparently not as self-evident as I would have assumed it to be.
This is apparently not as self-evident as I would have assumed it to be.
On my drive home from work tonight, I was behind someone with Pennsylvania license plate "00004" If he had been from Delaware, that plate would have been worth a fortune!
In the end, plate number “11” goes to the Fuscos for a staggering $675,000.
Imagine, being able to retire off of your license plate.
I thought the 'Stimulus package' commercials were bad enough (and it seems like there's more of them every day), but this has got to be one of the most appalling commercials I've seen lately. Makes me so fucking 
Last night, I saw a car with a 'Dominoes Pizza' delivery sign strapped to the roof, and an out-if-state license plate.
Even the best pizza I have ever had I can't see being worth sending out for across state lines.
Even the best pizza I have ever had I can't see being worth sending out for across state lines.
Please tell me I'm not the only person who is getting really sick of hearing the words 'Stimulus Package' used for bank advertisements and car dealer sales events? What, wasn't O. J. Simpson available to announce that you were 'slashing prices!!!!!!!'?
The latest to irk me is the McDonald's insert in the paper this week, which announced on the front that 'Your personal Stimulus Package is HERE!'
It's not a stimulus package, it's a bunch of fucking coupons for 50¢ off of crappy fast food.
I'm getting old.
The latest to irk me is the McDonald's insert in the paper this week, which announced on the front that 'Your personal Stimulus Package is HERE!'
It's not a stimulus package, it's a bunch of fucking coupons for 50¢ off of crappy fast food.
I'm getting old.
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