age: 29 (Sep 17, 1982)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2006
occupation: Coporate Poet
stats: I have a beard like Jet Black from Cowboy Bebop.
body mods: Tattoos and other things.
into: Deu Drops and Animals!
heroes: My snake Lilith. She eats more than me, and keeps her figure.
most humbling moment: One time in highschool I pooped on the carpet in my house and blamed it on the cat. My mom scolded the cat and didn't let her go on carpet for like the next two years. The cat still hates me.
crush: Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Brooke Hogan, and other real artists who give their soul to their art. *POP PRINCESS 4-EVAH*
BLOGS
The Jesse Kai Stripper Creed.
\"Thou shall not tip bad strippers, for that only prolongs their existence, thus dropping the overall quality of strippers.\"
\"Thou shall not tip bad strippers, for that only prolongs their existence, thus dropping the overall quality of strippers.\"
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