MEMBER SINCE: January 2007

occupation: Yes I have a job

sign: Libra...if that helps me get laid

i lost my virginity: anyone seen it?

makes me happy: bourbon, women, sex, loud fuck'n rock & roll. Not necessarily in that order

gets me hot: Putting me in an oven and setting the dial to 350

into: Non-gay butt-sex with medium sized farm animals.

makes me sad: socially conscious, politically correct, vegan feminist chics because they're usually the most annoying uptight angry people around. It sucks because they're usually hot too, DAMNIT!

crush: I just crushed my finger in a door.

stats: 2' 10" thin and trim to the fit you ladies just right!

body mods: prosthetic motorized arm attached to my shoulder... great for reaching those top shelves

most humbling moment: When a 12 year old girl kicked my ass and stole my wallet...and my ice cream. Bitch!