i like the things to think about...

*thinking*

I hope you get accepted nice meeting you in chat!

THOSE ARE ALL VERY GOOD QUESTIONS BUT TO FIND THE ANSWERS I WILL HAVE TO LOOK DEEP INSIDE MYSELF.SO I MAY NEED A PAIR OR GLOVES AND A JAR OF VASELINE

I don't know the awnser to your questions But the awnser to life the universe and everything is 42 if that helps!

why do people trust doctors when they "practice" medicine? and why do people drive on parkways and park on driveways? do these questions make my ass look fat?

[Edited on May 21, 2004 5:17AM]

i know these are rhetorical questions - but .........


Why do psychics have to ask your name? not sure - let's go ask a psychic

Why dont sheep shrink when it rains? Scotch Guard

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? i think you'd be ok as long as your health meter had a chance to recharge

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? at least 17"

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? who .....me?

Why are they called "apartments" when theyre all stuck together? would you like to biggie size that maam?

Why do they call them "hemorroids" instead of "asteroids"? actually asteroids are hemorroids to the universe - hey i heard there was a ring around uranus

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? yes...indeed

If you write a book about failure and it doesnt sell, is it a success? now you are starting to confuse me...

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2? because because - ever wonder why chalk dust makes some people have to go #2?

If bankers can count, how come there are 8 windows and only 4 tellers? it's all a tease - we all will want to keep coming back to see if they EVER use all 8 windows

If a funeral procession is at night, do people drive with theyre lights off? yes -death begets death

If white wine goes with fish, then do white grapes go with sushi? i head there was a ring around Uranus...


yeah - i just had to be a dork - too much homework and not enough goofiness for me......
adios

[Edited on May 21, 2004 3:42PM]

LOL-- these are GREAT!!!!
Really made me think... head hurting......
Have a great weekend!
--l*P