age: 31 (Feb 24, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Non-Profit slave

stats: Fresh Meat, Single.

sign: STOP MEN AT WORK, PROCEED WITH CAUTION

body mods: A few well hidden tattoo's and tons of piercings

i lost my virginity: In my best friends bed at the age of 10.

fantasy: To be able to gut you out, drain you, shalack you and keep you.

makes me happy: Flirtatious girls, intelligent people, politics, Canada, motorcycles, geeky tattooed boys, hard liquor, drunken debauchery, loosing at pool, hot sunny days, desert, camping, biking, netflix, truck parts, intellectual discourse

makes me sad: George W. Bush, fighting for no reason, when my glass is empty, neglected animals, cold beds, dirty snow, rotten vegetables, unsued panties, stocking with holes in them.

most humbling moment: I choose to mentally block moments like these.

gets me hot: Piercings, dirty boys with dirty hands, knives, Guns, Restraints, Strippers, A nice curvy ass, lip rings, tools, truck parts, Bike Messengers

crush: you know that guy, that quiet one over there, him