About Me

Leave me some testimonial love, pretty please?

age: 27 (Mar 16, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2006

occupation: Rock and/or Roll Pundit.

i lost my virginity: California dreaming...on a winter's day.

gets me hot: Conversation and a warm cup of Soy Cocoa.

stats: Red. White. Hazel.Lean. Ribs. No Breasts. Prominant Coccyx.

crush: Bryce Dallas Howard. Steve Bushemi. Fiona Apple.

fantasy: For Etsy to be a real store that I can teleport to anytime I want.