into: vodka,eyeliner,not being the full ticket,rockstar soap from lush,those little rainbows you get when oil spills in puddles,sliding naked between clean sheets only to dirty them up,piercing,le punk,hairdye,people who make my tummy flip,toffee nut lattes,when my husband makes up goofy songs for me-sssh don't tell him i told you, bleaching work surfaces, smuttiness, sloppy kisses and wandering hands, leaving notes in library books
not into: ego heavy people, people who have no opinion on anything
makes me happy: tequila..no wait,that makes me vomit
makes me sad: birds *shivers*,meanies,alcohol free lager...wtf???,poor spelling, the word 'woOt'..mainly because i dont understand it,getting paid for sticking holes in people,still being able to only play 3 chords after 2 years, the fact that Im starting to think "hmm,maybe I should lie about my age", my new boots that cost me a fortune and are slowly crippling me..I swear,its like walking incased in razor blades, green and cream borders, people who start threads or leave myspace bulletins that say "I have new pictures", egos, people carriers, sunburn
5 things i can't live without: mascara,an underwired bra,vodka,hair dye and my karma
vices: Im a walking bad habit, but mainly turning my bladder into a living wine bag and jealousy teamed with good old cliched self loathing and insecurity in equal proportions.
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: I dont have free time, Im a mother
occupation: marry reproduce obey
current crush: I dont crush, I conquer
stats: when someone asks if youre a god..you say yes
body mods: vertical labret, snakebites, tragus,anti tragus, transverse lobe through 8mm tunnel,6 mm tunnel. other ear dooberries. Lots retired or ripped out. Tattoos,Inner arm nautical stars,a J for my husband, matrayoshka dolls on forearm, swallows on chest, sacred heart, anchor on foot
heroes: my husband for managing to put up with me for almost 11 years
gets me hot: The Man, a young elvis, tim roth, an all encompassing addiction to cameron diaz and her butt, jason lee
favorite position: foreplay addict
fantasy: changes daily
sign: munchkin sized hellcat
most humbling moment: Looking into my sons eyes after 40 hours of wishing I was dead during labour and being literally suckerpunched with love for him
i lost my virginity: ...and thank fuck I dont have to loose it again
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Hardcore, Indie Rocker, Punk, Rockabilly, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Diva
