"You gave my dick the best licking I have ever had last night baby...
So I gave you my address when are you going to give me the money?
You owe me at least 600.00 and my daddy's going to torture you with knives if you don't pay it
And pour margaritas all over the wounds WITH salt
And the organize your genitals into categories
"i iz the prezidentz of teh chris gore haz an awesome cock fanclub..... seriously. chris has an awesome cock.... epic nail!"
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MyLostUlalume
San Diego, CA
April 2007
AUG 15, 2007 12:50 PM
"Chris Gore rocks it. Like, if life were Guitar Hero, he'd be way in the green and doing all kinds of crazy guitar-flipping on stage. And I'd be that groupie that tries to jump on stage and flash him and stuff."
"Chris is the big brother I never had. I can accurately say that my life wouldn't be remotely close to what it is right now without knowing him. I'd take a bullet for the guy... preferably one that isn't fatal, or like the one that got Harrison Ford in "Regarding Henry" and please don't let that give anyone any ideas and... dammit, I'm gonna' get shot, aren't I?"
"If you say Chris' new catch phrase 3 times quickly - "Gore Gone" "Gore Gone""Gore Gone"
The Gorgon comes and eats your balls. Oh, and Chris' writing on film is always enjoyable."
Boomie
SUICIDEGIRL
California, USA
JUN 25, 2009 01:18 PM