age: 0 (Sep 05, 1900)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2005

occupation: TV Jockey. Movie Geek. Wordsmith. Nerdlebrity. Cocksman.

makes me happy: Beer. Stickers. Burt's Bees. Shoe shopping. Vagina. Not in that order.

gets me hot: Glasses. Heels. Landing strip.

heroes: Batman.

i lost my virginity: A long time ago... in a galaxy far, far away.

into: Your pants. Also, vaginaterians.

stats: Old school converse size 11.

body mods: I'm a mutant with a mono-kidney. Scars. I have many both inside and out. They're like "surprise" tattoos.

makes me sad: Movies. I cry when I watch them... sometimes.

most humbling moment: Getting dumped on Christmas Day.

crush: Well, I'm not Gay or anything, but when I see myself in photos, I think, "Damn! I would totally fuck that guy!"