I just tried to find lyrics to the Death Piggy song "Boner", to no avail... seems no one cares to transcribe some real lyrical genious. Oh well.

Tomorrow I go buy tickets for GWAR at the Glasshouse and then scope out some custom PT Cruisers... I have some ideas for my car, and it seems like some things will work out.

Aaaaannnd... only 9 more days till my 21st b-day! How awesome is this!

Todd better answer his phone...