"uuuuhhhhm... so... like.... do you think.. erm... you could.. I dunno.... grab me a power bar? and, like..... a glass of water? that's all I need..... please? "

"I feel like Chitin (shhhhittin) is totally my partner in crime. and I can constantly make gay jokes, and the fantastic part is he's so secure with himself that he laughs along. Only awesome people are able to do that, I feel.

Sometimes he's creepy, but it's in a "that's really funny don't hurt me" kind of way, which is better than the "you just touched my butt and now I feel like less of a person" type creepy. That's a compliment.

We don't agree all the time on chicks, but other stuff we do, he's totally my plutonic college life partner."

"This guy totally rocks and stuff! Woo!"