age: 24 (Dec 18, 1987)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2007
occupation: home improvement watcher.
body mods: *cry*
gets me hot: Dan. Kat Von D.
fantasy: um.... in the rain on the car...
heroes:
stats: ????? O RLY?
makes me happy: -Dan! -Home Improvement. -Music - Cherry pepsi -Crunch Crisps. - Microwaveable Kettle Corn. - My Ipod : TICI. :D - Tattoo's - My 76 Volkswagen Bug. - Camaro's. Old ones. - Learning new words. - Not fighting with people. -Movies make my day - Thunderstorms. Lightning. - Tornadoes. - Correct grammar
i lost my virginity: when i was... 16 in a bathroom. it hurt and he tried to put it in my butt. and i started crying.. hahahaha.
makes me sad: -My sister growing up very fast. -Dan being so far away right now. -sad books. make me cry. -sad movies do the same. - war. - fighting. - judgement. - people not being themselves.
crush: My Fiance Dan. <3 Kat Von D. Harajuku
sign: Sagittarius
how the hell does paper beat rock? It doesn't.
You know what i want to know? like honestly?
How the hell does Paper beat rock? I don't get it.
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can be scissors, but there is no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as the take notes in class? I will tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. Paper sucks ass. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist anf say, "Oh shit. I'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
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