age: 43 (Mar 12, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: Upsetter

gets me hot: http://www.youtube.com/user/ cheechcaballero

most humbling moment: job interviewing, dealing with customer-type people or computer hardware

i lost my virginity: http://www.youtube.com/user/ cheechcaballero

stats: overwhelmed by indifference and the promise of an early bed

makes me sad: sad stuff

heroes: I don't look at the world that way, that there's "great," PERFECT GENIUS people on another astral plane from us. Some people have talents, but are fallible. There might be some heroes in humanitarian work, but they rarely achieve fame.

sign: planetary movements affect nothing but other planets

makes me happy: good artwork in any format/ media; things that are informative, enriching, and enjoyable; intellectual humor; some grossout humor; hanging around with people who aren't HUNG UP on trivial selfish, scenester, "authenticity," "respectability," and/ or materialistic matters; Indian food, n some Thai; manners and tact

fantasy: to be the guy at the end of the assembly line in a headphone factory that tests the headphones