for some reason today i feel like writing fortune cookies.
try and you shall fail, do and you shall succeed.
its a thin line between bravery and stupidity where do you stand on this line?
try and you shall fail, do and you shall succeed.
its a thin line between bravery and stupidity where do you stand on this line?
girlblue:
That's funny. The other servers and I thought about how nice it would be to leave mean fortune cookies with all of the asshole customers that came into our restaurant tonight. Like "It wouldn't hurt for you to tip a little more than ten percent, cheapskate." Or "you are ugly and your date looked bored stiff" you know, things like that. But that would be mean and we should actually feel sorry for these people because they haven't figured out how to change for the better yet.