age: 23 (Jan 21, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2007

occupation: Merchandise and Payment supervisor at Wal-Mart

fantasy: ...island?

most humbling moment: I'm an alien...I AM AN ALIEN...i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien

makes me happy: Look unto me for I possess the blue flag and you shall worship me as though I were a god.

body mods: just one earring

stats: 5'11" 230 pounds

i lost my virginity: I lost it about 3 years ago, but I found it last month, turns out the damn thing was buried in my closet.

sign: "give me money"

gets me hot: my AC not working

heroes: Josey Scott of Saliva, Cal Ripken Jr., Kevin Smith

crush: I have a big crush on a girl I know on the internet. not on this site