into: colour, karaoke, astrology & tarot, sauna, caravans, entrepeneurship, books books and more books, indian food, japanese food, greek food, mexican food, lebanese food, finnish food, and seafood.

makes me happy: clothes that let you feel naked, animals, trees, food, music, the ocean, old cities, rain and streetlights, finding things in the forest that are edible, getting my back scratched.

makes me sad: war, rape, unloved children, bad skin, bad shoes, bad jobs

5 things i can't live without: my cats, tunic shirts, soap, indian food and cigarettes

vices: smoking, drinking, karaoke, and tits of all shapes and sizes.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Colour consultant

current crush: An elegant little hairdresser

stats: 100% woman--fleshy, real red, and i have 3 nipples!

body mods: right nostril

gets me hot: women, massage, alcohol, strap-ons, swings, listening in...

favorite position: is different for every partner

fantasy: to have a passionate all night stand with a voluptuous woman in some public area or outside

sign: Virgin Monkey

most humbling moment: The first time I held my Niece

i lost my virginity: once upon a time

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: open relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories