age: 28 (Jan 30, 1984)
MEMBER SINCE: December 2004
occupation: Wholefood cafe wench, slave to the chick pea and martyr to the butter bean
most humbling moment: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
into: *wide eyes* the colour piiiiiink :D
crush: Vince Noir
gets me hot: The Slender Slow Loris at Bristol Zoo.
makes me happy: Guinea pigs, Earl Grey tea, my beautious friendlies :D
makes me sad: The Sun newspaper, burnt flapjack, poodles :(
fantasy: For my life to become a cartoon series! I'd bustle about all importantlike using my super powers to save the day in an ecowarriorladyetteesque fashion (solar pannel eye beam recharger, hydroelectric flying booster boots, wind powered eyelash curlers etc etc) I'd have a super funky theme tune too...like Baywatch but with the lyrical genious of the Spiderman song. Hell yeah. Biatch.
i lost my virginity: To my best friend (one, two, three...awwwww!)
body mods: Holey moley!
sign: "Wash Seporately. Colours may run when wet"
Ess Gee! How are thee?! I'm home again and snorting in the warm, cinnamon-smelling blankety caress of home...ahhh content...
Life is cool at the moment; lots of work, play and general frolicing
Ali (the superduperamazingbestguyintheworldlykeevurrr who bought me this account out of the lovelyness of his heart and credit card) left for New York a couple of weeks back to work for the U.N for a year. He is very awesome indeed. Yes, indeed.
Lookahthis...
He is my fellow drunken gurning limpet partybum! I miss him. Haha though, what the flip?>! My chesticles look like cows udders in that piccy! Or like Stimpys face from Ren and Stimpy...
hah!
Hope you're all doing well out there in cyberspace
Sorry I'm so boring...one day i shall have exciting tales and captivating storypies but until then i'll keep blabbing on about shite 
xxx
Shit on a shingle though! I went to my mates the other day and she'd just bought "The L Word" on dvd....shithawtandgoddaaaamn how spiggin hot is Shane?!
*gush gush gush!*
Now I'm no lesbinum but eek oh eeeeeek she. is. HOT like wizzoaaaaaaah!
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