age: 40 (Jun 08, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2009

occupation: Reverse Stripper. I show up naked, and they give me money to put my clothes back on... okay, fine. Artist/Illustrator, if you must know. But the Reverse Stripper gig sounds fun, doesn't it?

most humbling moment: Birth.

heroes: Patriots.

sign: Gemini.

makes me sad: Humanity. God must be pissed.

gets me hot: LOL... what have you got?

fantasy: This midget stripper walks into the room with a duck and a case of extra-virgin olive oil...

stats: One big motherfucker.

makes me happy: Solitude. Good scotch. Beautiful art. Charming female company (I'm a study in contradiction, sometimes). Painting, drawing, and loud music.

body mods: Tats, and not nearly enough of 'em. And the guy that fixed my hernia did something weird to my belly button, but I'm not sure that counts.

into: Women, coffee, good books, quiet forests and dark rainy nights. Commitment. Integrity. Introspection. Honesty. Rare red meat and steaming hot mashed potatoes. Sweet tea. Chopin playing on the stereo.