Member: Carouser

Carouser You're kinda cute...what's your safe word?

I’m private
 
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Member: Carouser
Member: Carouser
Member: Carouser
 

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Interests

Personal

films:

  1. Better off Dead
  2. Boondock Saints
  3. Fight Club
  4. Shawshank Redemption
  5. Snatch
  6. Clerks
  7. Vision Quest

books:

  1. Odd Thomas series - Dean Koontz
  2. Southern Vampire mysteries/Sookie Stackhouse series - Charlaine Harris
  3. The Anita Blake series - Laurell K. Hamilton
  4. The Dark Tower series - Stephen King
  5. The Zombie Survival Guide - Max Brooks
  6. Thje Black Dagger Brotherhood series - J. R. Ward
  7. World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War - Max Brooks

tv shows:

  1. Prison Break
  2. Ridiculousness
  3. Dexter
  4. Modern Family
  5. Sons of Anarchy
  6. True Blood
  7. Weeds
  8. Arrested Development

Video Games:

  1. Red Steel
  2. Super Mario Kart
 

into: Sarcasm, wit, boobs, cute hats, dirty jokes, lasses with glasses...

not into: Labels, Outers

makes me happy: My wife and kids.

makes me sad: The thought of getting old.

hobbies: Reading, DIY home improvement, Dicking off on the net

5 things i can't live without: Family, laptop, phone, TV, bottle of water

vices: Food, porn, texting, sexting

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: I told you...food, porn, texting, sexting

 

occupation: Welder.

current crush: Please submit applications to management, extra consideration will be given to those with cute hats, glasses and nude pics.

body mods: Some tattoos and some below the belt piercings.

gets me hot: You!

favorite position: Let's do yours and maybe it will become my new favorite.

fantasy: Who has time for those?

sign: NO DIPSHITS ALLOWED!

i lost my virginity: If you find it, keep it.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY STATUS: open relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Tattooed, Hillbilly, Piercing, Bookworm