age: 41 (Feb 01, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2011

occupation: Welder.

makes me sad: The thought of getting old.

i lost my virginity: If you find it, keep it.

into: Sarcasm, wit, boobs, cute hats, dirty jokes, lasses with glasses...

fantasy: Who has time for those?

gets me hot: You!

crush: Please submit applications to management, extra consideration will be given to those with cute hats, glasses and nude pics.

makes me happy: My wife and kids.

sign: NO DIPSHITS ALLOWED!

body mods: Some tattoos and some below the belt piercings.