"Damn. I was all ready to write about how carla makes me feel all funny in my bathing suit area but someone already beat me to it. *glares*
So how about this... carla is teh awesome. TEH AWESOME!
"

"Carla and I get along famously, but I think anyone could get along with her. One of the sweetest and hardest working people I know. She's a great listener, and is a great friend. Oh, and I'll have to include the standard "she's sexy" line too. Sorry it wasn't more creative."

"Carla is too tall and sometimes she scares me.

But I keep her anyways."

"Carla, my dearest. Luffs! Your steadfastness in our friendship is something that I have come to treasure more than words or actions could ever do justice to. You are one of those amazing people who is so beautiful, inside and out, that you make the world a better place just by being in it. You always make time for me, and I know I'm not the only one you do this for. You listen without a hint of judgement, and you give advice straight from your heart. You know how to have fun, and you pull us sad hermits out of our shells with you. You are the very dearest of friends and I will love you forever."

"Carla, I have known you but only a few years, but fell in love with you for 2. Our adventures makes me feel all warm inside. Your like a warm bath, and you are so statuesque, I want to keep you in my pocket."

"Oh carla... what can I say about carla...
She takes me for tea when I'm feeling down. She listened to me ramble for hours about being completely retarded without getting fed up at my being completely retarded.
Plus she makes me all tingly in my special places.



"

"Carla is a goddess of jggly boobies and goodness! For her she a 18 point fun-o-meter.

In fact, nobody else around her is even allowed to be called carla....

it's either carla or not-carla people.

love her or die. "

"Something about Carla, like her aura or something, oozes sex and keeps the boys coming a-runnin'. She has to beat them off with a stick. Or beat off their sticks - UH, i mean, yeah, the boys seem to like her. And she's a lot of fun to hang out with! She's been talking about doing a set for a long time, so everyone lean on her to get around to doing that
Plus our choir is slowly taking over SG, and I'm going to put this message at the bottom of every new testimonial I write for someone from choir. "