age: 27 (Oct 12, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2005

occupation: Outback Steakhouse Bloomologist

gets me hot: Wiimotes in the vageen

sign: Libra

heroes: Evil Jared Hasslehoff

crush: Captain Henry Morgan

fantasy: a girl naked on a beach with a bottle of rum and not a care in the world

into: LSD, Weed, Rum, Halo 3, Photography, Goat Vomit Productions, High Definition, Conch Fritters, Salt Life,

makes me happy: 2 Girls 1 Cup, Car Washes With The Windows Down, Fucking Ant Eaters in their trunk, Ronnie Coleman Life, Beach

makes me sad: MERCA

body mods: Tattoos... Right Forearm - Heartagram Left Bicep - Boba Fett Symbol Right Bicep - Ode to Super Mario