"have i told you lately that you have a magical wang?"

"you're always makin' me all twitterpated, tact!
stop being so awesome... it hurts me."

"mr. tact is, hands down, the coolest motherfucker i've had the pleasure of befriending in recent history. he's a totally dedicated friend who will always cheer you up when you're down... and if you're lucky, he'll show you his cash and prizes. he's superb! <3 <3 <3"

"a shady one for sure. but probably worth the effort. and he's hiding a pair of hot boobs. what's not to love?"