"You have a cool shower head...and a giant pp

I am so evil...muahahahahaha"

"i've been waiting to do this for a reson: for the days that i am finally pink...and those days are here buddy-boy

when we first met you were the first guy on the site that said he'd reserve me a permanent spot in your favorites up there...and now i'm going to hold you to that.

thank you so much for your vote of confidence and your offer of friendship when i first joined. you are so rad and if i wasn't married i would soooo be "visiting" you in oregon for some nightly booty calls.

you are so the best...don't ever change or i'm going to kick your ass. love you tons"