Member: CaptainRedbeard

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Member: CaptainRedbeard
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Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. The Beatles
  2. Queens of the Stone Age
  3. The Shins
  4. The Black Keys
  5. The Strokes
  6. Mastodon
  7. Iron & Wine
  8. Modest Mouse
  9. Zeppelin
  10. At The Drive In, 11. Mos Def, 12. Tool

films:

  1. Stardust / Princess Bride
  2. Star Wars, all
  3. Pirates 1, 2, 3
  4. Amelie
  5. Spiderman 1, 2, and 3
  6. Fear and Loathing
  7. TMNT 1, 2, 3, and CGI
  8. Boondock Saints
  9. The Departed
  10. Donnie Darko, 11. TRANSFORMERS BITCH

books:

  1. LOTR
  2. Pimp
  3. A. A. Attanasio stuff
  4. Beowulf
  5. Canterbury Tales
  6. Dickens
  7. Harry Potter
  8. Buddhist literature
  9. pr0nz

tv shows:

  1. Metalocalypse
  2. LOST
  3. Scrubs
  4. Adult Swim in general

Video Games:

  1. Tie between Tetris and Call of Duty 4
  2. Bioshock
  3. Recovering WoW addict
  4. Old school NES
  5. Portal
  6. Any and every Zelda game
  7. Super Smash Bros
  8. Guitar Hero(s)
  9. Kingdom Hearts
  10. Oblivion
 

into: Music, philosophical thought, life.

not into: Closed-minded fucks, people without senses of humor, people who do not think for themselves.

makes me happy: Nature, beautiful weather, terrible weather, good music, my friends, women, being barefoot (but when being forced in to wearing shoes, some comfy ass slip on vans or my absurdly broken in hemp chucks), a nice cold dark beer, pizza.

makes me sad: Injustice. The fact that I can be grossly shy in front of new people. Women.

hobbies: Laughing. Playing and listening to music. Playing with myself. Playing with others. Airsoft. Eating. Sleeping. Fixing things that are (sometimes) broken.

5 things i can't live without: Naps. Music. Food. Water. Naps.

vices: Laziness, video games, alcohol, touching my special place.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: working, playing drums, playing guitar, playing video games, sleeping, watching pirated movies, listening to pirated music, spending hours reading about new things, wanking around.

 

occupation: Taking a break from school. Local health clinic front desk slave.

current crush: I do not have a crush, I am not a child?

stats: Irish and Greek. Relatively short (5' 6.5") and wicked cute.

body mods: I have some battle scars. I purposefully have stubble ALL OF THE TIME. A giant brand on my shoulder.

gets me hot: Beautiful women. When things go smoothly. Logic. Oh, and the fucking sun.

fantasy: Having a plethora of superpowers. Being loved by many. Being revered by even more.

sign: A few hours from Libra, but Virgo. Either or, I guess.

most humbling moment: Uhhhhhhh. I guess getting dumped after 5 years of being with the woman I gave my entire essence to, then after a year and a half realizing I still wasn't whole and may never fully trust again.

i lost my virginity: At the age of 14 in a tool shed with a saran wrap condom. Painful.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Arty, Indie Rocker, Punk, Metalhead, Hippy, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories