I gotta say, SG has officially pissed me off.

I've been reading through the hopefuls group and I'm thorougly disgusted. So after reading sarcastic response after sarcastic response made by members and SG's alike, here is what I've come up with:

I've decided that they should revise the paragraph on the model application page. Instead of boasting about confidence and "unconventional beauty" (what the fuck does that mean anyway?), they should have something that looks more like this:

"Are you stick skinny? Can we see your ribcage through your skin? Do you have lots of rediculous looking tattoos that don't really mean anything but you wanted them anyway because it makes you look "so punk rawk?" Do you enjoy flipping off the camera while making angry faces to show how "unique" you are? Do you have piercings in places that would make Marilyn Manson shiver? Do you enjoy making fun of people and tearing down their self confidence? Do you trip old people while crossing the street? Do you refuse to listen to any mainstream music because you are completely convinced that your favorite whiney, emo-tastic, indie band have MUCH deeper, meaningful lyrics (even though you don't understand their meaning)?

If you answered "No" to any of these questions, then you shouldn't bother applying to be a SG. Here at SG, we believe in trying too hard to be something you're not! Please, try to be as outrageous and out there as you can, even if that's not who you really are. The more outrageous, rude, mean-spirited, pissed off, and generally discontent with life you seem, the more likely you are to be accepted as one of us. So go ahead! Fill out an application!



Yea, thats probably what it should really say.

I gotta say, SG has officially pissed me off.

I've been reading through the hopefuls group and I'm thorougly disgusted. So after reading sarcastic response after sarcastic response made by members and SG's alike, here is what I've come up with:

I've decided that they should revise the paragraph on the model application page. Instead of boasting about confidence and "unconventional beauty" (what the fuck does that mean anyway?), they should have something that looks more like this:

"Are you stick skinny? Can we see your ribcage through your skin? Do you have lots of rediculous looking tattoos that don't really mean anything but you wanted them anyway because it makes you look "so punk rawk?" Do you enjoy flipping off the camera while making angry faces to show how "unique" you are? Do you have piercings in places that would make Marilyn Manson shiver? Do you enjoy making fun of people and tearing down their self confidence? Do you trip old people while crossing the street? Do you refuse to listen to any mainstream music because you are completely convinced that your favorite whiney, emo-tastic, indie band have MUCH deeper, meaningful lyrics (even though you don't understand their meaning)?

If you answered "No" to any of these questions, then you shouldn't bother applying to be a SG. Here at SG, we believe in trying too hard to be something you're not! Please, try to be as outrageous and out there as you can, even if that's not who you really are. The more outrageous, rude, mean-spirited, pissed off, and generally discontent with life you seem, the more likely you are to be accepted as one of us. So go ahead! Fill out an application!



Yea, thats probably what it should really say.