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Member: CaptRedBeard
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age: 23 (Aug 05, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2005

occupation: computer salesman

gets me hot: biting of the lower lip. skirts and button up shirts. green eyes. curves.

makes me sad: feeling unimportant

crush: depends on who wants to get drunk and shake their hips against mine

fantasy: group sex involving voyeurism and role-playing

sign: leo

into: having a beard, rock and roll, reading, video games, technology, zombies, movies, swimming, baseball, fantasy and mythology, being jawsome

body mods: old skool mic on my left forearm, nautical star on right wrist, celtic lettering and a heart on right bicep

heroes: I want to have heroes.

stats: big, bearded dude

i lost my virginity: to an awesome girl who is the mother of my kids.

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FEBRUARY 3, 2008 @ 11:18 PM | NO COMMENTS

another new blog. I like getting involved with things. Since no one reads this shit, I will say stupid shit. No, really, I won't. This semester is going to be tough as shit. I already feel mildly overwhelmed, mainly because I'm a procrastinator. For instance, I should either be doing org. comm. homework or sleeping; instead, I was on facebook and myspace and now this shit just because I like being on the internet randomly. I won't be on again for another fucking week haha. Them fucking Giants! Wow. I'm impressed. I thought the Pats were going to stomp the shit out of them, but that front 4 was fuck nuts good. Strahan FTW son. Shit I want to just waste a day playing Call of Duty and getting drunk. Maybe watching Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz with the dudes, maybe seeing some IRL boobs and shit. I got this thing about seeing the people I know naked. Just want to. Makes me feel more knowledgable about it all, I guess. Becca's sleeping in her sleeping bag at my fight in the living room because she's scared of the Marvel Zombies, which is shit, but she's 4, so its ok. God love her she's a scaredy cat like her mom. Also, case is sick with either A) the flu or B) the pneumonia or C) the fucking death disease. No good, I says. Bed, Lily feeding, shower, class class class, pick up kids, do homework, random shit, class again, and maybe some CoD or Mass Effect. I want to party hard sometime soon. I miss getting fuck all drunk and waking up at random houses. Also, is it weird to want to sleep with any semi-attractive girl I see lately? I'm horny. That's all. And with a born need to have relations with many girls which won't happen because A)I'm engaged to someone I love and B) because I never go out to pick up the ladies and C) have no place to take them due to living with said fiance and children and D) because most ladies don't like burly dudes with beards who happen to be open about their pleasure in licking vagine whilst intoxicated. On the upside, the phrase "jesus christ you...
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