Member: Calculon3000

Calculon3000 is on a roll. Not like a hoagie.

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bands:

  1. radiohead
  2. fantomas
  3. mr bungle
  4. secret chiefs 3
  5. gruvis malt
  6. infidel/?castro!
  7. meshuggah
  8. primus
  9. tool
  10. Many others...

films:

  1. Oldboy
  2. Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
  3. Super Troopers
  4. Gozu
  5. Anything Van Damne
  6. Royal Tennenbaums
  7. Rushmore
  8. More...

books:

  1. Murakami
  2. Vonnegut
  3. Dark Tower Series
  4. Lord of the Rings
  5. Diary
  6. Battle Royale
  7. -Need more books!

tv shows:

  1. Iron Chef
  2. Ninja Warrior
  3. Most Extreme (Nat. Geo.)
  4. Reef Predators
  5. GUTS
  6. Legends of the Hidden Temple
  7. Rome
  8. The Wire
  9. Six Feet Under
  10. Various Nerd Shit
 

into: creating music, smoking in the car, creating, sunsets and stars, destruction, buildings swallowed by foliage, disintegration of formerly solid materials, photography, moments when i feel alive, creative people, freedom, sex with feeling, foreplay, eating pie (haha), various degrees of kissing and biting, humorous violence, absurdity, laughter, knowledge, chaos, fire, old Nickelodeon game shows, the idea of being isolated from current society, uncontrolled transformation, bowling, the aristocrats

not into: Expression that exudes a lack of creativity and effort, the common social practices of most humans, mushrooms.

makes me happy: feeling the weight of anxiety temporarily lift... quieting the chatter

makes me sad: the sadness of others, disrespect, unrequited sacrifice

hobbies: plotting elaborately unfinishable projects then finishing them...

5 things i can't live without: left hand, right hand, left leg, right leg, head

vices: caffeine, the green leaf, 40-ounces, laziness, lack of self esteem, high expectations, dependency, sex and affection, myself.

thoughts on sg: I hate it

i spend most of my free time: perplexed.

 

occupation: Cleristocrat

current crush: it's a rotating lineup

stats: Built-to-order with 87000 interchangeable parts

body mods: i've become a squid... eat me alive.

heroes: pos (steph), colin marston, keith moon

gets me hot: ear love, fingers in the hair, hands on skin, cunnilingus, the right music, a little smirk, heavy breathing, deep kissing. More than anything, knowing that i'm making her hot.

favorite position: i haven't found a favorite

fantasy: a fresh start.

sign: the water bringer

most humbling moment: peeing on the starting block at a swim meet. it was a relay, so needless to say, i wasn't alone...my first days as an aristocrat.

i lost my virginity: and i've been fucked ever since.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: not telling

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Jazz Cat, Metalhead, Bookworm, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories