into: Lots of stuff.
Generally being a sarcastic smartass, writing, jackassery (yes its a word, no you can't look it up) paintball, (frankly anything combat related) acting, theatre techery (I can build an entire set out of gafftape and broken dreams) singing, being a sarcastic smartass, artistry (see: drawing, painting, photography, cinematography, etc...)
My new Rebel EOS is love.
As an offshoot of the photography thing, I also do a bit of digital photo editing. I'm the savior of ill-kept photos from the 20's.
And I take the best screenshots you've ever seen. No, I'm serious, some of them are just gorgeous.
Yes, that was intended to sound as geeky as it did.
I recently taught an entire theatre tech class with a sock puppet as my assistant.
I think I have a deep seated urge to be Clopin.
I've been known to hustle pool on occasion.
My local costume mistress used to call me the "costume nazi".
I really liked her.
I'm an excellent road-tripper with 2 cross country treks under my belt as well as other assorted ventures.
Have you ever had to cut a steel belted radial wrapped around the rear axle of a van off while on the shoulder of a highway in Minnesota with a pair of incredibly dinky dikes?
Didn't think so
I'm a vicious pen and paper RPG player and will gladly throw an innocent villager (hopefully a small child) to a hungry monster if it gives me even the slightest chance at a possible escape.
Lucky for me the people I play with are just as horrible in this area as I.
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...you know, this list goes on for a while so if you have something specific you want to know about how about you just ask.
not into: Stupid People.
As you can imagine this has created a bit of a problem every time I walk out my door.
Shouldn't these people be kept in cages or something?
makes me happy: ...tough one, I'll have to think about it.
makes me sad: Ignorance, close-mindedness, people who disrespect women, flat tires, speeding tickets, blown power supplies, staff that can't remember their own passwords, uninformed store employees, telemarketers, religion, and people that claim they have no control over their own lives but refuse to make any sort of effort to do so
hobbies: See "into" all kinda ended up getting lumped into there.
5 things i can't live without: 1. A future
2. A pen
3. Sushi
4. Sonic Screwdriver
5. Air, for the whole continuing to live breathy, lungy, thing
vices: The internet.
Stupid information fetish...
Wikipedia is the devil, the bright, shiny devil.
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: I have free time??!? When the hell did that happen???
occupation: Current employee of the lovely California Educational System.
current crush: Several, though my fellow IT ninja Posh is currently topping that list.
stats: 5'11, built like Uma Thurman on a twinky bender
body mods: None
heroes: Richard the Warlock, Riddick, Edward Witten, Michio Kaku, Kirk, The Doctor, and Teddy Roosevelt.
gets me hot: The rain, I dunno what it is about it, but the rain turns me on.
favorite position: I don't really have A (singular) favorite. It's more of a list really....
fantasy: Lets see if you can get to the point where you get to find out ;)
sign: Virgo, I'm either a neat-freak, or a total slob.
most humbling moment: My near-horrifying death, ask about it, it's a good story.
i lost my virginity: On a camping trip out by the lake, on a clear night, under the stars. Yes it's sappy, shaddup.
CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Straight Edge, Goth, Designwank, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories
