age: 28 (May 30, 1984)
MEMBER SINCE: September 2007
occupation: Office minion
fantasy: exhibitionism - being watched while fucked, being psychologically/physically dominated
most humbling moment: when they put the handcuffs on
crush: The old man in my life.
sign: gemini
stats: Lanky as fuck
makes me happy: greenery, colourful paintings, sex, snakes, cats, randomness, eccentric people, when the power goes off at work, inner peace, introspective moments, vipassana meditation, lgbt community, eastern philosophy
gets me hot: auto-erotic asphyxiation, older men, silent thin asian women with dreadlocks, interesting tattoos, submission
into: Submission, FOOD, Baseball, Movies, Yoga, Buddhism, Music, Being Outside, Indie Rock, The Future, Walks, Books, The Internet, People Watching, Voyeurism, Sex, Recovering from having the crazies, writing, being creative
body mods: piercings and tattoos (but not a lot)
i lost my virginity: 15
Everyone! Remember to store your food away in your car when camping (especially at night or when away from the campsite).
But! Do not forget to close the sunroof of said car. The raccoon can and will terrorize the inside of your car and steal any and all things resembling food: ie. brown sugar packets, powdered drink packets, chocolate bars, etc.
Fortunately our greedy enterprising friend did not wreck the inside of the car. He messed up all of our belongings and took a crap on the front seats, but everything was cleanable. But all those lost marshmallows... Surely the raccoon will be type 2 diabetic after that banquet.
Seriously though, he made off with a lot of food.
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