age: 25 (Nov 23, 1986)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2007

gets me hot: Girls with tattoos and troubled psyches. (how convenient)

i lost my virginity: But I'm in denial.

heroes: My parents (I know what you're thinking), all sexploitation filmmakers, and Muhammad Ali.

makes me sad: Being me, and then not being myself. (Moronic little paradox, but it's true)

sign: Whenever your ready to coax me into superstition.

most humbling moment: birth (I shall not try to persuade people into believing that I have any recollection of that moment)

makes me happy: Booze (in modest quantity, mind you), reading a dangerously depressing novel, Beethoven's piano sonatas, watching several movies back to back, and relishing in my spurious suicidal tendencies.

body mods: Faint cigarette burn scars on my hands and on my right knee.

into: Being a neglectful, paranoid, complacent parasite (and ego worshiper) who can only muster enough courage to look after his own pathetic little ass and who spends too much time alone, inhabiting the ether of a misanthropic delusion, thereby developing a compulsion for masturbation (genital and intellectual).