age: 27 (Sep 01, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2005

occupation: Student/Guitar jerk (retail)

makes me sad: Noise complaints. Right-wing radio. Smashing guitars. Von Dutch.

fantasy: Elvis fucking Debbie Harry on the Late Show desk, and I'm Letterman sans toupee.

crush: Madeline Kahn...Carolyn Jones...Lea Thompson

sign: Virgo here often?

stats: 6'1", dark, handsome. Modest!

gets me hot: Short, crazy hair. Long crazy hair. Tattoos. Boots. Confidence. A surreal sense of humor. Green eyes.

body mods: Full back tattoo of a vicious flaming vagina with six clawed arms and a labia majora filled with razor sharp teeth (lie).

makes me happy: Jamming with friends. Great sex. Smooth bourbon. Fresh sushi. New jeans. A full tank of petrol. No cover charge, no covers bands. Old vinyl and good leather.

into: 70's rock, 50's n' roll, Levi's, Bunny Yeager, bass guitar, Elvis, boots and Japanese cooking.

most humbling moment: Playing awful music to an empty venue with an empty stomach and blistered fingers. So depressing.