"BukkakeGod has military training, a truck, and what is almost certainly a psychotically huge collection of knives. Basically this means he's the first pick for my Zombie Apocalypse Termination Squad."

"I've never kicked him in the ass


not yet anyway. "

"Despite the disturbing and somewhat grotesque name, BG is one cool dude. He was one of the first friends I made on SG and he vouched for me to get into SGNY (Thanks). However, lately he hasnt been half as intimidating without the evil chin pubes."

"don't let the smart-ass factor fool you. he's actually quite the sweetheart."

"best stalker i ever had!"

"don't let the name fool ya, the kid's not as pervy as he makes himself out to be. he's chill and responsible. word UP."

"Sexy! and got a wang that could put a hurtin on me.
Not to mention he steals my panties...or at least he wishes he could

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edited to add: TOTALLY NOT CREEPY!
unlike...some people....

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