age: 41 (Oct 21, 1970)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2005
occupation: lame-ass
crush: Every single woman on this site.
stats: 900lbs., black hair only on my head, square thumbs, big feet
makes me happy: My vices .
sign: libra
makes me sad: Just about anything that Bill O'Reily says.
into: Star Wars, ghosts, drinking and smoking, smoking and drinking, eating, fucking(alot), reading, Okie Bigfoot hunting, noodling, Sydney-the old lady of 24, my animals, riding around listening to whatever new CD i have just purchased, movies
fantasy: One night with Dita Von Teese. and the corpse of Bettie Paige.
gets me hot: All of the accoutrements that go with the female of the species. Especially hose and garters.
body mods: 2 tatoos and 2 piercings
i lost my virginity: When I was thirteen to one of my sisters friends.
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