age: 37 (Feb 29, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2010

occupation: Shitty Role Model

stats: I don't play baseball.

into: life

i lost my virginity: I didnt lose it. I know where it is. Shes keeping it safe for me.

sign: Yield

heroes: Isaac Newton. Albert Einstein. Leonardo Da Vinci. Buddha.

makes me happy: My dog. My friends. A cold beer. Good weed. Working out. Closing deals. Making my mother proud. Watching my sister be a great mother to her kids. Having sex.

gets me hot: Being set on fire.

fantasy: I'm good looking, intelligent, witty, rich and I get all the hottest girls.. I am George Clooney.

crush: Not much of a crusher

makes me sad: Why are there soo many stupid people?