age: 36 (Mar 28, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2010

occupation: Shitty Role Model

sign: Yield

gets me hot: being set on fire.

into: being funny and making people laugh.

most humbling moment: who here hasn't been caught masturbating by a parent?

makes me sad: fat people (I know its bad to say but its true)

makes me happy: boobs in my face

i lost my virginity: you bet your sweet ass I did.

fantasy: so I'm walking through Mordor barefoot with my buddy and were trying to throw this ring into a volcano..

body mods: couple of tattoos here and there.