MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: Adult Services Specialist (Librarian)

body mods: A mere two tattoos. I need more, but I'm incredibly picky.

most humbling moment: losing my dad.

i lost my virginity: like airline luggage.

sign: Pisces

makes me happy: Sleeping in, playing hooky, witty banter, spinning records, making out

fantasy: To dj with Jarvis Cocker. Oh, you mean sexually? Well, it involves a strip tease to the Smith (no, not THE Smiths, Smith, as in the '60s/'70s cover band) cover of the old Shirelles song "Baby It's You." And for some reason I see a suede fringe vest, bell bottoms, and big-ass '60s hair involved. I don't know why. I don't even like hippies (as you can see, I've given this A LOT of thought).

heroes: Katie from NYC for being the most well-adjusted person I have ever met to graduate from art school.

into: Dance parties.

stats: Just left of center

gets me hot: Pretty eyes, effortless grace, glasses, intellect, sincerity, curves, enthusiasm, pale skin, wit, a great sense of style