Member: Brubaker

Brubaker has zero tolerance for web bullies. I will digitally punch you in the face.

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MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: Grad Student, Underdog

makes me happy: Sleeping in, playing hooky, witty banter, spinning records, making out

most humbling moment: losing my dad.

heroes: Katie from NYC for being the most well-adjusted person I have ever met to graduate from art school.

into: Dance parties.

stats: Just left of center

makes me sad: Lack of intimacy, dumb decisions made by smart people (myself included). People's inability to change. And leg cramps. Leg cramps suck, too.

fantasy: To dj with Jarvis Cocker. Oh, you mean sexually? Well, it involves a strip tease to the Smith (no, not THE Smiths, Smith, as in the '60s/'70s cover band) cover of the old Shirelles song "Baby It's You." And for some reason I see a suede fringe vest, bell bottoms, and big-ass '60s hair involved. I don't know why. I don't even like hippies (as you can see, I've given this A LOT of thought).

sign: Pisces

gets me hot: Pretty eyes, effortless grace, glasses, intellect, sincerity, curves, enthusiasm, pale skin, wit, a great sense of style

crush: Alexis Bledel

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